Captain Jesus (307) +1
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I, the Falcon, are thy God. You shall show no one your moves but me.
Wow? I've been featured? Awesome. :D Nothing like spreading the good word of the Captain.
Thank you everyone who has commented and +1'd this snapshot! I'm very proud of it!
Not only is it featured but it's also climbed it's way up on the favorite photos page? You guys are too awesome!
Who flagged this? D:
The first page of the best snapshots? I love you guys!
Wow? I've been featured? Awesome. :D Nothing like spreading the good word of the Captain.
Thank you everyone who has commented and +1'd this snapshot! I'm very proud of it!
Not only is it featured but it's also climbed it's way up on the favorite photos page? You guys are too awesome!
Who flagged this? D:
The first page of the best snapshots? I love you guys!
Submitted by Sgt Scyther on 2008-09-06 at 09:42
Featured by BrawlinRupee on 2008-09-09 at 08:05
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Featured by BrawlinRupee on 2008-09-09 at 08:05
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Lol :P
Wow, nice shot!
*bows* All hail the great Falcon! XD
this is beyond epic
Epic times threeve.
+1'd.
+1'd.
Hell yes.
Captin Jesus is really super effective >_>
This is amazing. Crongratulations on taking the best shot in the site ( Imo)
P.S. Captin Falcon with a star during PT's final smash right? That's my guess as to what's going on
I am not worthy to show my moves to you. Forgive me!
+1
+1
YES!!! It got featured! Congratulations!
@ Random Man:
Haha, yes, that is how it happened. Pokemon Trainer used the Final Smash while Captain Falcon had a Starman. I happened to pause it at just the right time. :D
Haha, yes, that is how it happened. Pokemon Trainer used the Final Smash while Captain Falcon had a Starman. I happened to pause it at just the right time. :D
Huzzuh, I guessed corectly.
On the side, I wonder how he forgives people for their sins...
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned"
"Two hail Marys and a Falcon Paunch!"
On the side, I wonder how he forgives people for their sins...
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned"
"Two hail Marys and a Falcon Paunch!"
Oh god, that's one of the most epic shots I've ever seen. XDDD
IT'S EQUAL TO BUT NOT OVER THAN NOR LESS THAN ONE HUNDREEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!
Okay, now it's over one hundred.
Who flagged this?It´s one of the best, if not the best shot, on this site (imo)
Who flagged this? Was someone offended by this? Cry me a river. I'm a huge Christian, but I admit we're the scum of the Earth. We have to protest EVERYTHING. Like the protests against Spongebob for "promoting homosexuality." wtf? Everyone stereotypes Jews as being whiny, but we're much worse.
Oh man, this picture is great.
Captain Falcon, I'm not worthy!
Captain Falcon, I'm not worthy!
Obviously hacked, not this much epic is containable in a normal Brawl snapshot.
Er, sorry. I think I may have flagged this shot by accident. Total accident, though - clicked a bit too fast, wasn't paying attention. I've done it to more than one, I think. Really sorry - this is a great shot.
Oh, okay then. But we ARE still the asshole of the population.
This is definitely my new wallpaper. No doubt about it.
Ok, WTF with the Sexual tags? Who did that?
And nice pic! +1
And nice pic! +1
whats with the tags?...............
if you are not worthy to such a powerful God thou shall be Falcon Punched
John 3:16:
for chuck norris so loved the smash bros series that he gave his only son to die for the fighters, so that all that beleive in him shall not perish but have eternal PAWNCH!
+1
for chuck norris so loved the smash bros series that he gave his only son to die for the fighters, so that all that beleive in him shall not perish but have eternal PAWNCH!
+1
This picture is Epic
What do you think of this one?
http://www.gamecults.com/snapshots/95733?user=2615
http://www.gamecults.com/snapshots/95733?user=2615
Someone else +1 this so it gets 200+1s
Got the 200th +1!
I have to agree this is one of the best snapshots made on this site. Even though I'm Catholic, I'm not offended.
I have to agree this is one of the best snapshots made on this site. Even though I'm Catholic, I'm not offended.
The highest rated flagged shot. lol
Who flagged this? <_< Whoever did it needs to grow-up. This shot screams epicness!
I had a shot in front of the FD sun/star/whatever, same pose. All hail Captain Jesus!
i said this on the God Falcon pick but i still think i need to say it here
"Our Captain,
Who art in Port Town,
helmeted be Thy face;
Thy punches come,
Thy kicks be done
in Mute City as it is in heaven.
Show us this day our daily moves;
and forgive us our inability to use you well,
as we forgive those who falcon punch against us,
and lead us not into last place,
but deliver us from Black Shadow.
In the name of the Blue Falcon, the White Cat, and the Golden Fox,
Amen."
"Our Captain,
Who art in Port Town,
helmeted be Thy face;
Thy punches come,
Thy kicks be done
in Mute City as it is in heaven.
Show us this day our daily moves;
and forgive us our inability to use you well,
as we forgive those who falcon punch against us,
and lead us not into last place,
but deliver us from Black Shadow.
In the name of the Blue Falcon, the White Cat, and the Golden Fox,
Amen."
All Hail Falcon! All Hail Falcon! Epic shot +1
This offends me and Christians elsewhere
^Get off the Internet. I'm Christian and I recognize this shot as being the epitome of epic and manliness.
#5 ont he site that's good.
OVERTHROW!
Hell yeah #4!
Hell yeah #4!
>_<
Yes!
sho me ya god! loloololol
Haaaalelujah!
show me your BOOBS...erm, I mean MOVES!
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eh...when captain jesus..erm..falcon does one of his taunts, he says "Show me your moves!" and thats what he is doing here... and it sounds like (and alot of jokes have been made about this) "show me your boobs!"
...also there is a video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSNVMugRqTs&feature=related
part one has the joke
...also there is a video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSNVMugRqTs&feature=related
part one has the joke
300th +1
This needs a better word than "epic".
This needs a better word than "epic".
Holy Captain Falcon!
Ok, I said it. And furthermore, this (personally) deserves to be nº1 ;_;
Ok, I said it. And furthermore, this (personally) deserves to be nº1 ;_;
we need a set of "captain falcon 10 commandments" in order to dethrone all that stands in this shot's way.
1:Thou shalt show nobody thy moves except the great falcon
2:Thou shalt never attempt to mimic the great pawnch unless you are chuck norris, bruce lee, or mr. T
3:Thou shalt never stand anywhere in the direction a pawnch is aimed unless you want instantaneous obliteration
4:Thou shalt worship the falcon and the sacred and holy art of the pawnch
5:thou shalt show me thy moves
6:thou shalt show me thy BOOBS as well
7:thou shalt NOT EVER USE A CAR AS A FINAL SMASH FOR THIS IS HIGH BLASPHEMY AND AN INSULT TO THE GREAT PAWNCH!!
8:thou shalt never use ganondorf in brawl, for his pawnch imitation is stronger and therefore blasphemous
9:thou shalt not contain fail in the presence of falcon or the pawnch
10:thou shalt not break rules 1-9 or else you shall instantly and permanently become a n00b
obviously the first one is taken from the description :P
edit: rule 10 no longer contains fail
1:Thou shalt show nobody thy moves except the great falcon
2:Thou shalt never attempt to mimic the great pawnch unless you are chuck norris, bruce lee, or mr. T
3:Thou shalt never stand anywhere in the direction a pawnch is aimed unless you want instantaneous obliteration
4:Thou shalt worship the falcon and the sacred and holy art of the pawnch
5:thou shalt show me thy moves
6:thou shalt show me thy BOOBS as well
7:thou shalt NOT EVER USE A CAR AS A FINAL SMASH FOR THIS IS HIGH BLASPHEMY AND AN INSULT TO THE GREAT PAWNCH!!
8:thou shalt never use ganondorf in brawl, for his pawnch imitation is stronger and therefore blasphemous
9:thou shalt not contain fail in the presence of falcon or the pawnch
10:thou shalt not break rules 1-9 or else you shall instantly and permanently become a n00b
obviously the first one is taken from the description :P
edit: rule 10 no longer contains fail
^You were going okay until the tenth commandment, you know.
sorry, couldn't resist :D
the REAL 10th one would be this:
Thou shalt not break rules 1-9 or else you shall instantly and permanently become a n00b
edit: and now it has the real one thanks to the wonderful power of post editing ^_^
the REAL 10th one would be this:
Thou shalt not break rules 1-9 or else you shall instantly and permanently become a n00b
edit: and now it has the real one thanks to the wonderful power of post editing ^_^
^Much, much better. Well, not really, only "better", I suggest this one:
10:Thou shall not ask questions on why ye should follow the above. IT'S A RELIGION!
10:Thou shall not ask questions on why ye should follow the above. IT'S A RELIGION!
hahaha nice
hey Sgt Scyther, you should add that to the description or something XD
hey Sgt Scyther, you should add that to the description or something XD
this pic is over 9000!!!!
this pic is over 9000!!!!
SOMEBODY WITH A CREDIT CARD, SPONSOR THIS PIC NAO!!!
I definitely would, lol. Good idea (for once we agree)
indeed XD
how did this happen...?
how did this happen...?
See commandment nº10, man! THOU SHALL NOT ASK QUESTIONS!
Damn straight!!
...well actually it's commandment 10.5 or something, but *gets falcon punched for questioning*
ow...the pain level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
...well actually it's commandment 10.5 or something, but *gets falcon punched for questioning*
ow...the pain level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
^I'm not gonna ask...
Oh man, do you know? How everyone says everything is "EPIC!!" nowadays?
You're also overusing that meme, 9000. I think it fits correctly when a 9000 something appears. But those forced uses, argh, sorry but they're annoying.
You're also overusing that meme, 9000. I think it fits correctly when a 9000 something appears. But those forced uses, argh, sorry but they're annoying.
