Fire Emblem Job Recruitment - Resetti (21) +1
Resetti - You blasted kids and your fancy swordsplay. What don't you understand. NO RESETTIN'!
Ike - Who are you?
Resetti - Shut up and pay attention, you butter knife flingin' rapscallion! Now, someone here reset the game. I know, because a signal appeared right when I was in the middle of a shower. Not only that, but the temperature of the water was just right and I was singin' my favorite K.K. Slider track. But no, you couldn't let me relax in peace. You force me out of my wonderful shower into this random sweltering volcano area, and now I must give you a lecture on something your teachers should have told you. You annoyin' brats. Oh, you make my whiskers rumble with rage! You think your free time is worth more than mine? Well, prepare for your precious "free time" to be wasted. Are you ignoring me? How dare you, I oughta come out of this hole and scratch your eyes out. In fact that's what I'll do! Get ready, cause Resetti is going to go primal on you! RAAAAAAARGH!
*Resetti almost jumps out of the hole, but Ike flicks his nose, incapacitating him*
Resetti - Oh the pain! You rotten brats! Well, I'm going to go tend to my nose injuries. But just you wait, I'll be back. Oh, and don't forget to clean your plate of vegetables. I'm looking at you, spiky hair, I've seen you feedin' them to the dog (Ike - *in background* Mr. Snuggles?). Now, SCRAM!
Ike - Ugggh. . .Marth, don't you screen these applications?
Ike - Who are you?
Resetti - Shut up and pay attention, you butter knife flingin' rapscallion! Now, someone here reset the game. I know, because a signal appeared right when I was in the middle of a shower. Not only that, but the temperature of the water was just right and I was singin' my favorite K.K. Slider track. But no, you couldn't let me relax in peace. You force me out of my wonderful shower into this random sweltering volcano area, and now I must give you a lecture on something your teachers should have told you. You annoyin' brats. Oh, you make my whiskers rumble with rage! You think your free time is worth more than mine? Well, prepare for your precious "free time" to be wasted. Are you ignoring me? How dare you, I oughta come out of this hole and scratch your eyes out. In fact that's what I'll do! Get ready, cause Resetti is going to go primal on you! RAAAAAAARGH!
*Resetti almost jumps out of the hole, but Ike flicks his nose, incapacitating him*
Resetti - Oh the pain! You rotten brats! Well, I'm going to go tend to my nose injuries. But just you wait, I'll be back. Oh, and don't forget to clean your plate of vegetables. I'm looking at you, spiky hair, I've seen you feedin' them to the dog (Ike - *in background* Mr. Snuggles?). Now, SCRAM!
Ike - Ugggh. . .Marth, don't you screen these applications?
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Best description I've ever seen. +1

Wait, Ike still has Mr. Snuggles?